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Mira Halvorsen

Serial Almost-Founder

A four time founder with a strong record of shutting things down quickly. Fluent in the vocabulary of growth, applied exclusively to contraction.

Founder and Chief Executive

Nimbo · 2024 to 2024

  • Raised a pre-seed round and returned most of it, which was described internally as capital discipline
  • Pivoted three times in seven months, finishing roughly where the company started
  • Held an all hands for a staff of two

Founder

Klyp · 2022 to 2023

  • Achieved product market fit in a market that turned out to be one enthusiastic user
  • Announced a Series A on social media eleven days before winding the company up
  • Rebranded twice in one quarter, both times to a word with no vowels

Achievements

  • Four exits, average duration fourteen months
  • Owns branded merchandise from companies that no longer legally exist
  • Has said we are building in public while building nothing

Skills

  • Deck design
  • Runway arithmetic, optimistic
  • Pivoting
  • Naming companies by removing a vowel

“Mira moves fast. That is the whole review.” Former Investor

“I learned a great deal, mostly about redundancy processes.” Employee Number Two

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