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Applicant #001

Daniel Okonjo

Convener

Objective

A programme manager who believes no decision is final until it has been discussed four times. Owns eleven recurring invitations, none of which have an agenda.

Trauma... I mean experience

Head of Alignment · Consensus Partners

2023 to present

  • Converted a two line email into a ninety minute workshop with a pre-read and a retrospective
  • Established a weekly meeting to review the outcomes of the weekly meeting
  • Grew average attendance by inviting people who had no involvement

Senior Coordinator · Northgate Group

2020 to 2023

  • Booked the largest room available regardless of headcount
  • Introduced the phrase let us take that offline, then never took it offline
  • Scheduled a retrospective on a project that had not yet started

Achievements

  • Holds the record for most consecutive calendar hours without a decision
  • Created a recurring invite that has outlived two of its attendees' employment
  • Once ran a meeting about reducing meetings, which ran over

Skills

  • Agenda writing, purely decorative
  • Circling back
  • Room booking under pressure
  • Speaking for nine minutes without a verb

Endorsements

This could have been an email. It was, originally.

Finance Director

Daniel makes sure everybody is heard, repeatedly.

Team Lead

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